You know ur bulgarian when: You started to drink at the age of 12.
It takes over 8 years to finish college.
You live with your mom and dad until you are married.
When you make jokes based on your own tragedy.
At your wedding you know only about a third of the guests.
Your mom uses lard instead of Crisco to fry eggs...and tells you it's good for you.
Duck tape is your father's only tool next to using a kitchen knife as a screwdriver.
Your 15 year old sister can out-drink any American.
You drive a better car than your parents.
There is a 120-gallon barrel of wine and cabbage in your garage.
There is more alcohol in your liquor cabinet than at the local bar.
You are 18 years old but your parents still call you by your sibling's or pet's name.
Your baba and diado live in your basement.
Your dad carries around enough money to buy a car.
Both your parents had to walk to school barefoot in the snow, 5 km uphill - both ways - and over rocks and they make sure to remind you every time you get in your car.
There is at least one relative that your family refuses to talk to. %Deing someone's best man really has no meaning.
Your church has a fully loaded bar.
Your parents have a shot of rakiya for breakfast.
If you're a girl and not married by the age of 20 you are an old maid.
Your mom tells you not to sit on cement or your ovaries will freeze.
There is a slab of fat in your fridge called 'slanina.'
When your baba will not accept the fact that you're not hungry.
You go to a restaurant and you bring your own drinks.
You live for the annual soccer tournament.
All of your elderly acquaintances are scared of drafts.
When you can hear your parents talking and you are across the street.
When you're a girl, and you dye your hair no other color than burgundy.
veryone is sure you're Greek or Italian.
No one has ever pronounced your name right, and every kid on the block has a different nickname for it.
When your mother yells at you for taking a shower each and every morning with her sarcasm "Did you plow the fields today?"
When no matter how old you are, your parents never say you're right.
When you're 6'5 and 150 kg and your parents still think you are too skinny.
When you're hungry, and then you go and buy a pack of smokes.
When your baba would rather walk 5 miles to the grocery store instead of pay a quarter to take the bus.
When you have a chicken running in your back yard.
When your father is talking to you and every other word he calls you is budala.
You sport the latest Nike and Adidas outfits but have never exercised in your life.
You always have the latest mobile phone on the market.
You can spend 3 hrs in a Cafe drinking the same cup of coffee.
Dalling someone for a chat at 1 am on a weeknight is normal.
When your parents call relatives in Bulgaria and they have to shout to be heard.
As soon as you tell a neighbor you're Bulgarian they usually scream STOICKOV with a weird accent.
When you beg a friend who's going back to Bulgaria to buy you some "good" cigarettes.
You know you're Bulgarian when you're 25, live on your own, and still sneak up the stairs when you get home at six in the morning.
Your parents insist that piling blankets on you body is the way to cure your 102 degree fever.
When you started going to clubs when you were 14.
When you think chalga is good music.
When you are never certain whether stay abroad or return to Bulgaria.
When people still think that you are from Bolivia no matter how many times you say you're from Bulgaria.
When your parents' friends have no shame in telling you you've gained weight.
You know you're Bulgarian when all you have to do is sniffle and your parents say "uh-huh" and start yelling at you for getting sick.
You are adored the first 10 years of your life, then treated like a complete idiot until you get married.
You move next door to a family member to be closer but then end up not talking to each other because of something stupid you said when you were drunk.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE BULGARIAN WHEN YOU HAVE RUN AWAY FROM BULGARIA... AND STILL SAY IT'S THE BEST PLACE TO LIVE...

nqkoi ot ne6tata sa verni no za drugi vaob6te ne sam saglasen.mn grozno si se izrazqval/a.taka kato gledam dosta te e sram 4e si balgarin/balgarka.mn glupavo ot tvoq strana.misli6 4e amerikancite sa po dobre ot nas li a?vsi4ko pod 21 e zabraneno i sled akto gi navar6at sa kato vse edno cql jivot sa bili varzani.tva li ti haresva?haresva ti da vidi6 14 godi6no momi4e bremenno?izvinqvai ama sq da ne po4vam da izbroqvam.vseki narod si ima svoite negativni i specifi4ni strani.mnogo hubavi4ko si ni oplul/a.bravo!

eee, to tova si e nyakakva shega, sas sarkazam da vidim nyakoi ot dobrite i ne tolkova dobrite ni cherti...edva li chovkeat, koito e pusnal teksta e iskal da obidi nyakogo

neznam dali e sikal da obidi nqkoi no opredeleno se podigral s na6te 4erti kakto ti se izrazi

ei chovek,tova mnogo me kefi......
chak si go prepisah,ama mnogo e tochno!!!!!!!!!
Niama za kakvo da se obijdate be hora,nie bulgarite zatova sme bulgari,zastoto umeeme da se nadsmivame nad nedostatucite si.....Nali i zatova Aleko Konstantinov e napisal "Bai Ganio"!?!

Istinata si e istina....TAKIVA SME SI!!!!!

exactly...iskame ne iskame 90% ot neshtata napisani sa si jivata istina ;}

You sport the latest Nike and Adidas outfits but have never exercised in your life.


Brato, izvinqvaj, ma tova ne se li otnasq za amerikancite?

mn ot ne6tata se otnasqt za amerikancite bih kazal!!!
abe nqkoi ot ne6tata sa super otnositelni kak moje da sa opredeleni samo za balgarite kvi sa tiq gluposti be hora???!!!!!
WHAT THE FUCK?????????

abe choveka ne e imal vpredvid da obijda niakoi, kakvo ste zapochnali da se zajajdate.....
Stiga ste izdrebniavali

"nahalen" mi da ti kaja v bg ne mn hora trenirat...amerikancite sa mn po aktivni...no i v bg si ima mn jsno jenite i majete s hubavite tela...kakvoto i da kazvate preglatnete j taj gordost i si priznaite che YOU KNOW YOU'RE BULGARIAN WHEN YOU HAVE RUN AWAY FROM BULGARIA... AND STILL SAY IT'S THE BEST PLACE TO LIVE...

nikoi ne go otri4a tva {I}SkaM_E3u4{e}!!!nie govorimz a drugite ne6ta.ima mn negativni strani.vsi4ki znaem za6to sme tuka v amerika.za po dobar jivot.no ako v bg polojenieto be6e kato tuk vsi4ki 6tqhme da sme tam nali taka????!!!!!prosto politikata ni e edno laino ot tam idva cqlata rabota.vaob6te ne mi puka koi treniral i koi ne.koi e kazal 4e za da nosi6 nike ili pak adidas trq trenira6 ne6to?i da obi4am slanina.mn hora q qdat.taka 4e nie teq ne6ta si gi priemame s nqkolko izklu4eniq.

YOU ALSO KNOW THAT YOU ARE BULGARIA WHEN....you go behind your friend's back and f*** with his/her boyfriend...

da be brao golqmo opisaniq naprai za balgarite ezi4e tolkova si umna 4e nqmam dumi.tolkova i razbira6 ti!vzemi sa stegni pone ne prikazvai gluposti a ne6to koeto NAISTINA SE OTNASQ ZA BALGARITE OK?

p.s. ne zabravqi 4e i ti si balgarka!!! ................

mmm mi na men mi se slucho recently so i know che samo balgarite can be such bitchez...i si vig nika kazanova i togava pak mi govori che bg-tata ne bili takiva!

tva 4e ti se e slu4ilo ne zna4i 4e balgarite sa takiva.tva e super otnositelno nali se se6ta6??????i nama zna4enie kav mi e nicka.ti mai nai dobre spada6 kam taq kategoriq {I}skam_E3u4{e} ako trq si govorim za nickove ......

ne samo na men se e sluchvalo...some bg girls, if not most, have no morals and no sense ot friendship loyalty...they'll stab u in da back every opportunity they get.... mi nika ti e jk.. spoko komentara mi za nika ti beshe v kraga na shegata

az ne sam se pritesnil.parvo na parvo ti ne me poznava6 taka 4e vaob6te ne me interesuva kvo misli6 za nicka mi.iskam prosto da ti obesnq 4e tova si e do 4ovek a ne do tova otkade si i otkade idva6 razbira6li?

a za6to ne si go pisal na balgarski be pi4/pi4ka...imam 4uvsrtvoto 4e tova sa spodeleni vpe4atlenija ot amerikanski u4itel po fizi4esko,koito e imal v klasa si balgarsko dete-emigrant i e prahosal godini za da otkrie gornite istini....
no dobre se e potrudil!!eto 4etem go!!

Tova e stara "Internet Joke". Az si spomniam, che moia priatelka mi go beshe pusnala prez 2002 godina.
Kato gledam, ne moga da poviarvam kolko mnogo hora se zasiagat ot tova.

you sick ...

abe na men mi se struva, che vsichki, koito se zasyagat ot napisanoto, vijdat sebe si...

ti gledaj da ne vidish ot levo desnia mi yumruk drisak takaf

hora ne se karaite...edin narod sme...

Кой си е правил труда да пише/измисля/това?

Radvaite se - vsichko tova e istina, radvaite se che ima spisuk tochno 10 puti po-golqm s mnogo po-golemi istini za nas... :) Radvam se che sa propusnati povecheto, no nqma kakvo da se surdite, poznavame se vsichki, znaeme se kakvi sme si .... takiva :D

Radvaite se - vsichko tova e istina, radvaite se che ima spisuk tochno 10 puti po-golqm s mnogo po-golemi istini za nas... :) Radvam se che sa propusnati povecheto, no nqma kakvo da se surdite, poznavame se vsichki, znaeme se kakvi sme si .... takiva :D

Ako gledate Comedy central edin ot populyarnita komizi si praveche 6egi ,no s rednetzite.Tova e samo 6ega i e oghte po jalno i sme6no,kogato nyakoi se obijda ot tova.Iziskva se mudrost da se pogledni6 v ogledaloto i da vidi5 nedostatuzite si.

Чудя се защо не разграничаваме реднеците в България от другите...

Yes, some contentious moments, but generally agrees with the author of the topic.

Ima i vjarno,ima i ne6ta koito otdavna sa otjivelici.
Dosta ot tova se otnasja i za amerikancite.
Nie sme si takiva i tova ne e lo6o.
Tova sme nie.Pone sme istinski.
A ne fal6ivi kato tjah.

You know you're Bulgarian when you insult other Bulgarians

Ne ste tam za po- dobar givot a za zelenite gushteri prodagnici mrasni.Znam vi givota tam!Prodalgavaite da derzaite i da ligete amerikanski zadnici.